MG Crowd Slogan Vote - the unusable

Part two of the vote, These are the unusable ones as narrowed down by my cat.
Vote for either the funniest, or the worst or whatever, doesn't matter but the one with the most votes will win a mug (Except Clive)

bensewell - oooohhhh I'm having a go at this
bensewell - Please mock if you feel the urge
cjj - GET LOST.....in the crowd.
bensewell - I was banned so ended up here
John and Sue - Where you can advise a lady how to lower her top
MartinW - Even Banned Jan and Banned Dan are allowed at the MG Crowd...
Whiz - What have MGs and Tui got in common? They both drive you nuts

I should have submitted the saying on our welcome mat................