Cool Wall - Nissan Juke

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Posted 10 years 5 months ago #143988
The Nissan Juke







Some fantastic technology, economic performance and looks which dare to be different

What do you reckon, cool?

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Replied by Raccoon on topic Cool Wall - Nissan Juke

Posted 10 years 5 months ago #143991
ehm, no. :nonod:

Other ugly cars have some personality at least, this one's just ugly and poorly designed.
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Replied by John and Sue on topic Cool Wall - Nissan Juke

Posted 10 years 5 months ago #143993
I felt the same at first: Fugly.

I drove one for a week as a hire car on the Isle of Man. Great to drive and the look grew on me to the extent that I was disappointed that it wasn't on the company car options list.

Definitely a Marmite car.

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Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144000
It's as ugly as a busted bum! :omg:

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Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144002

Cobber wrote: It's as ugly as a busted bum! :omg:


Don't beat about the bush, Cobber: say what you really think..... ;)

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Replied by Cobber on topic Cool Wall - Nissan Juke

Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144013
I rename it the Nissan Puke....... A far more apt name!

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Replied by Andy Lawrence on topic Cool Wall - Nissan Juke

Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144016
Nissan joke. Looks like it's been set on fire and died out with a shovel :bust:

WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED

(THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS ANDY THE TYRE MAN)

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Replied by Bugsy on topic Re:Cool Wall - Nissan Juke

Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144018
The Nissan duke ok rear end but front end designed by 5th form student whome has indulged in a magic mushroom session damn that car is ugly!


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Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144021

John and Sue wrote: Definitely a Marmite car.


John you're spot on there.

It's grown on me. It's got character unlike too many cars on the road. I drive 600 miles a week and it never ceases to amaze me; what the heck went through someones head to buy the anonymous boring box they're sitting in :-?

Juke gets a cool vote from me, bold, built in UK, reliable, economical to run and cheap to buy, a lot cheaper than the Korean offerings. Keep up the good work Sunderland :beer:

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Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144024

PQD44 wrote:
It's grown on me.

Now get to the doctor immediately, if you get to it early, it's only a simple operation to remove it! :lol:

PQD44 wrote: it never ceases to amaze me; what the heck went through someones head to buy the anonymous boring box they're sitting in

They buy it because it reflects who they are...........anonymous boring gits! :lol:

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Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144329
The Juke-R is a force to be reckoned with...



Sure it's not cool?

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Replied by Cobber on topic Cool Wall - Nissan Juke

Posted 10 years 5 months ago #144358
A car modified for the task against stock standard cars proves nothing.
And drag racing is an absurd world where hand grenade engines that only have a severely limited life time, carefully selected gear/diff ratios and cars that don't go around corners is the norm.

A modified Nissan Puke with a hand grenade engine and stickers all over it, is still uncool and it's still as ugly as a hat full of arseholes!

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