Bloody Aussies are everywhere!

Bloody Aussies are everywhere! was created by Leigh Ping

Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121096
Imagine my horror in seeing this vermin bouncing around the streets of Birmingham.

At first glance, I thought it was a greyhound taking a dump. Maybe it's revenge for having to erect a rabbit proof fence over in Oz. :lol:



I have to admit that it's pouch would come in handy in keeping your flask warm but should people be allowed to keep wild animals as pets?
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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121111
Makes a change seeing an Aussie that isn't a barman I suppose.

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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121143
I wish they were all white, then you could see them easier on the road. It is a real problem as they have absolutely no road sense.





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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121149
I can imagine that Dave. It's not like they're small. Hitting one of those, with your roof down, wouldn't be much fun. At least the foxes we have here do have a bit of 'road sense'. :yesnod:

Probably because we have lots of roads that are close to their dens. I did see a vixen fox holding her tiny cubs at the side of the road until I drove past years ago. Joeys aren't as sharp eh? :dry:
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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121163

Davem wrote: I wish they were all white, then you could see them easier on the road. It is a real problem as they have absolutely no road sense.






Cor, Aussies have a White Supremacist Kangaroo Movement.
"Damn coloured kangaroos, coming over here and running in front of our pick-up trucks full of lager....."

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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121169
Well, as for lack of road sense, I guess our Scottish kangaroos are...deer. They cause hundreds of accidents annually, and like kangaroos have absolutely no road sense. Further to the discussion, we do have "indigenous" kangaroos on Inchconnaghan - an island in Loch Lomond.

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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121171
When I was working in Norfolk I hit a muntjac deer ( about the size of a large dog) in the works Landrover.
Bambi didn't survive the incident but the bumper on the Landy (= large girder) was bent back on itself, the wing was flattened and the radiator totalled. Solid little buggers........ And no knowledge of the Highway Code either.

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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121181
The kangas will change direction unpredictably in front of a car. Even if it looks like they are heading away from you they can change direction and come straight at you. I slow down whenever I see one, once I even stopped and one still ran into the door. Going to work one night a big one jumped out and was under the car before I even touched the brakes. Made a mess of the front of the car. Lots of them get hit, they are always dead on the side of the roads in rural areas.


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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121188
Some scary stories right there. :omg:


Dave Baird wrote: Further to the discussion, we do have "indigenous" kangaroos on Inchconnaghan - an island in Loch Lomond.


Just make sure those bounders don't learn to swim Dave. We don't want any of this over here. :sick:


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Posted 11 years 5 months ago #121190
Kangaroos. Unexpectedly aerodynamic. :yesnod:

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