A company with my sense of humour.

Just received a conformation of dispatch from a large online company and I have to say it does make a refreshing change.


"We know you've been waiting with bated (and minty fresh) breath for this
email. It's the moment you've hardly been waiting for! Yep - your order has
been despatched.

Delivery Address : Mr. Clive Johnson
:
:
: Morpeth
: Northumberland
:
Using : Royal Mail 1st Class
Sent at : Wednesday, 28 November 2012, 10:42

Orders sent using Royal Mail 1st Class usually arrive the next day
(depending on the Jedi skills of your local postie), but please allow up to
7 working days for the Royal Mail to deliver your order (don't worry this
is a procedural thing and very rarely takes that long).

If you are not in when Royal Mail try to deliver your order they should
leave a card ('should' being the operative word) and take the parcel to
your local collection office - the address for your local office will be on
the card. They will hold your parcel for you for 18 days, but we don't
advise testing the boundaries and waiting too long. To collect your order
you will need ID (you can't be too careful these days) and the missed
delivery card.

Alternatively you can call Royal Mail's customer service team on 08457 740
740 and request a redelivery to the same address (but there is sometimes a
fee for this).

If you have any queries please contact us at or call 0844

Thanks for your order! You've made an excellent purchase. Make sure you
come back and pay us a visit. Life's too short not to be friends.


Kind Regards,

Nice to see someone has the right idea.

About two week ago, bought a toy for one of the grand kids Xmas, should be with us in 7 days!!

3 emails, 2 phone calls to the company, nothing

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On to Papal tomorrow, as the money was claimed soon as we won the auction.

This was the confirmation of the order.


Hi, Clive Johnson

Thanks very much for your order. You really are rather nice.

This exciting email is to confirm a few things you probably already know.

1. Your online shopping skills are truly exceptional.
2. Firebox has strong feelings for you.
3. See 1 & 2.

Just in case you were possessed by aliens/malevolent spirits intent on a
high quality impulse buying spree, here’s a confirmation of what you/they
bought.

Order number , placed on the th November 2012.

Your box of goodies will contain:

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx



Our crack warehouse team will slip it (carefully) in our hand-folded
packaging and have it on its way to the address below as soon as possible.
(Most orders ship within 24 hours, but for specific information, check the
product page).

Mr. Clive Johnson
xxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxx
Morpeth
Northumberland
xxxxxxxxx
UNITED KINGDOM

We’ll even drop you another email to let you know once it’s out the door.
Help the anticipation build a little. Get the juices flowing.

Until we meet again, stay out of trouble.

Cheerio,

Makes you feel that you would be happy to buy off them again.

Makes a change from the normal service, or lack of, you can get.

What a wonderful company!!! :woohoo:

Fingers crossed they deliver as promised, then you can write them a suitable 'Thank you' letter! :hugs:

cjj....can you tell us the name of the company... :pop:

Clive, that correspondence is excellent. :broon: :rofl:

Firebox.com

Firebox?

They aren't sending coal to Northumberland are they?