Equine biological weapons

Had a great 400km top down run Launceston to Hobart return, to pick up my lovely wife from hospital today, It's great to have us all together again. The only fly in the ointment run wise was that it appears the Tasmanian equine community has discovered aerosol biological weapons. While I was overtaking a horse float the occupant did what all of us have to do on occasion and as we were passing, rather than remaining in lumps it instantly turned into a mist spraying the car, my lovely (if somewhat smelly) wife and myself. If the old wives tail is correct I should have a full head of hair and Kelli and I should be sporting full beards that would make Dwalin proud.

If I have one piece of advice for anyone after today, it would be "don't under any circumstance open you mouth for any reason while overtaking a horse float" :bust:

horse float, not hear of that. We have horse boxes so if they let one go it stays in the box
Should have over taken quicker :yesnod:

Buy some value burgers and get your revenge on its mum

That horse must have been proper scared to crap like that: was it in an Iceland truck?

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John and Sue wrote: That horse must have been proper scared to crap like that: was it in an Iceland truck?

Come to think of it, the driver was playing Bjork's greatest hits.... :omg:

Wished you'd had your camera on Craig. :lol:

Camera? A brief view of a horses anus, then gradual brownout.
Not helpful.

It wasn't a pretty sight, the horse lifted its tail and it fired weaponised balls of poo almost as from a mortar, which turned into a brown mist as they descended towards my car. That's about where I made my biggest mistake, opening my mouth to shout NOOOOOOOOOO, which I immediately regretted as the brown mist washed over me. :hgf: