Waiting for the postman........

T Bar mug :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :tapfoot:

Chrome ashtray :whistle: :whistle: :tapfoot:

Picture of Holly Willoughbooby in a basque.

Two of the above three were promised weeks ago. I made one up. Guess which.

Moral: don't promise what you really can't be bothered to deliver. Busy? We're all frickin busy.

Even if its free. A promise is a promise. :yesnod:

I promised someone heater knobs: an hour later they were packed and posted. And that was to someone who is now banned from this forum. Guess who.

Oh well.


Edit: please read on for grovelling apologies for unintentional offence caused!

That Holly Willoughbooby really needs to sort herself out. Took months for mine to arrive

Patience brother john.... Pqd waited ages for summat from me then didn't receive anything

Hi all just seen this and iam the one one who offered a free chrome ashtray,not quite sure which way to take this as its been brought up as a topic.As some of you may have noticed ive not been on here much as late this being due to looking after my wife after her op and having problems with my knee which i had to have an op on and hence i cant get around never mind get into the car to gain access to the said item.If its a dig at me then i must say iam really pissed and this will be my last post and i will leave the site.Was giving away the item for free and was trying to help someone out ,the item is still there and a quick message to me could have been sent.The more i think on this sod it iam out guys been a pleasure to know some of you.

Think its just John taking the p$#@ as usual no harm meant cp. John patience comes to those who wait if you was waiting for something from me you might as well get a Chinese courier by the time it comes.

She is a very attractive girl but us old fellas are better of with

Talking of Chinese delivery service..lol is that how you sent my recovery disk lol.. at this rate I hope it can back date by decades not just years lol..

John, I still havnt sent DD The gearknob I said he could have and that was weeks ago. see if i can get to the post office today before it shuts.

I think its a bit harse what you said or maybe the humour (if intended ) didnt shine through,

Oh dear, reading my op it looks a bit snippy: I never meant it to be: just supposed to be a good natured rant: bored while Sue watched her tv prog.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone, certainly not my intention. I should have learned that the written word is not the same as a conversation where intent is obvious.

I'll pm cp53 straight away and apologise.

Davem wrote: She is a very attractive girl but us old fellas are better of with

The laugh is I don't know who Holly whatsis name is? I don't know if that's her in the photos or even if that is three different women. :nonod:

John and Sue wrote: I'll pm cp53 straight away and apologise.

You smokers are all the same. :lol:

We're all entitled to have a bad ashtray day now and then. Thanks for being big enough to say sorry. :broon: Life sometimes gets in the way of things around here.

Oh yes.. and cheers for the freebie offered too.

David if you think that may be 3 different women then I suggest you either need to visit specsavers

Or look at her face ! :broon:

Still think it could be different people 1 and 2 seem to have different noses, or has hers changed?