Life's full of ups & downs.

Following on from having new tyres & battery fitted yesterday, I was feeling all chuffed and washed the car ready for it's dent removal appointment tomorrow morning.


This morning I had to pick up something from the post office so parked up, collected parcel and came back to find the car COVERED in blossom and bird s**t...

Hi Rich
Look on the bright side If you hadn't washed your car there wouldn't have been any wax to protect it from the bird s**t

Very good - glass half full kinda thinking.

Tonight I will mostly be partially washing the car and hoovering the roof tonight.

Thank the Lord that cows don't fly...

I washed and polished both cars the day before we went to Ibiza. While we were away Farmer Giles did summat agricultural in the nearby field, depositing a fine layer of dust over both, followed by a shower of rain.

We were expecting two shiny cars to greet us as we stepped from the taxi.
What we got were two cars that looked as if cows did indeed fly........