Ack Ack

I wonder if I could get planning permission to put an anti aircraft gun in the front garden, to shoot down the damn seagulls that lay in wait till I finish cleaning the car, then fly over and drop their noxious guts all over ECK?

Sounds like a plan, the barstewards do the same to my cars - only after cleaning though - they know what they are doing

Maybe search ebay "bird deterrent" or "bird repeller"

Its seems we have flying cows round here, I keep the F in the garage because of it but the other three cars on the drive suffer daily, a good detailer like Meguiars ultimate helps it just wash off with water :broon:

I have one of them sky rats on a nest outside my bedroom window. tried all sorts of things to move it but it attacks with it's mate. It don't the twat next door feeds them

Spend £50 quid on a SMK pellet gun. Sorted!