Group buy?

C'mon guys we can raise £25,000! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091211/tuk-warwick-castle-yours-for-xmas-for-ju-45dbed5.html :lol:

I particularly like this option;

One eBay user asked: "My mother-in-law always spends Christmas with us. We do not particular (sic) get on. Will the dungeon be open so she could have a room to herself for the day?"

The answer came back: "Yes, the dungeon will be available for your mother-in-law. We also have a gaol and bear pit if that is of use."

Gos;5396 wrote: I particularly like this option;

One eBay user asked: "My mother-in-law always spends Christmas with us. We do not particular (sic) get on. Will the dungeon be open so she could have a room to herself for the day?"

The answer came back: "Yes, the dungeon will be available for your mother-in-law. We also have a gaol and bear pit if that is of use."

Classic! I love it! :clap:

A bear pit????

Ooooh, count me in.

CJJ;5466 wrote: A bear pit????

Ooooh, count me in.

Fine but I think it's only fair that as I found out about it my mother goes in there first. :wintergiggle:

Yves Adele Harlow;5476 wrote: Fine but I think it's only fair that as I found out about it my mother goes in there first. :wintergiggle:

Will the bear stand a chance?

CJJ;5512 wrote: Will the bear stand a chance?

Probably best to have the RSPCA on standby. :scared:

Ooooh. Nasty. :dunno:

CJJ;5517 wrote: Ooooh. Nasty. :dunno:

Put it this way you know the bit in LOTR FOTR when they're in the Mines of Moria and Boromir says "They have a cave troll" ...that's my mum when she's angry. :scared:



...Right well I'm going to go and throw myself off Beachy Head now and save mum the trip.

:gameover:

Does she read this?