Things to say

Things to say was created by Andy Lawrence

Posted 12 years 1 month ago #73770
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti- constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. No thank you, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No I don't want to see your :whistle: .
5. No it's fine, I dont want you to suck it.
6. No please don't sit on my face I've got asthma.

WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED

(THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS ANDY THE TYRE MAN)

Last Edit:12 years 1 month ago by Andy Lawrence
Last edit: 12 years 1 month ago by PQD44.
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Replied by Andy Lawrence on topic Re: Things to say

Posted 12 years 1 month ago #73773
No offense intended :oops:

:spank:

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(THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS ANDY THE TYRE MAN)

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Replied by David Aiketgate on topic Re: Things to say

Posted 12 years 1 month ago #73777
Funny and also true!

another one.
I've had too much to drink and consequently am talking rubbish!

David
:shrug:

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Posted 12 years 1 month ago #73782
I prefer

"Too much to drink, cannot speak"

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Replied by Laz1957 on topic Re: Things to say

Posted 12 years 1 month ago #73783
One more for the 'impossible' list:

"Good evening Officer"

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Replied by Yellow Peril on topic Re: Things to say

Posted 12 years 1 month ago #73804
"The Leith police dismisseth us" cannot remember if ie or ei but close, from 60 years plus ago-ish?

I haven’t lost my marbles they are in a bag somewhere

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