joke

There were two cats one English the other French there names were one two three and un deux trois both cats were on the wroung side of a river The English cat swam across to the other side but the French quatre cinq
cat sank
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You really do have to move on from C Beebies........

What do you call a basement full of Essex Girls?
A whine cellar.


South African police have taken extremes measures to ensure Oscar Pistorius doesn't leave his house while he's on bail.
They put a cattle grid in the hall.
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A pair of rough-looking jump leads walk into a pub. The barman says: “I’ll serve you — but don’t start anything.”
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Paddy pulls up at a Red light beside a gofgeous young woman, smiles ar Her and lowers His window.

Thw Young Woman smiles back and also lowers Her window.

"Ah," says Paddy, "So you farted too?"

An Englishman stops Paddy for directions...

"Excuse me pal, what's the quickest way to Dublin?"

Paddy says "Are you on foot or in the car?"

The Englishman says "In the car."

Paddy replies "That's the quickest!"

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3 men are given a wish each by a genie. An Irish farmer, a Englishman and a Welshman. The Irishman wished for all land in Ireland to be forever fertile. In a flash its done..The Welshman is amazed. I want a wall around all of Wales so no one can enter our precious land. In a flash a great wall appeared around all Wales...The Englishman said tell me more about this wall. The genie tells him its 500ft high and 500ft thick nothing gets in and nothing gets out. The Englishman lights up a Hamlet, smiles and says.... "Fill the f***er with water !"