Life questions....

Does everything smell of carrots to a snowman?

If one in five women is Chinese, why isn't there one in The Saturdays?

If a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?

If dolphins and whales are so intelligent, how come they haven't invented anything yet?

Why does mineral water that has percolated through rocks for 500 years before being bottled have a sell-by date?

If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil from vegetables, then wtf is baby oil made from?

If Wile E Coyote in Roadrunner has so much money that he can buy all the ACME stuff, why doesn't he just buy a Roadrunner and cook it?

If binge drinking destroys your memory...

Then what does binge drinking do?

If dogs can lick their own testicles, why do they waste so much time barking?

If maths is so clever, why are we always having to solve it's problems?

If our MG is only worth around £1200 why do we spend £100's improving it? :coat:

If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?

Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?

If I could eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely ??

If someone who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist,
and someone who drives a motorcar is called a motorist,
then is someone who drives a racecar a racist?

If we shouldn't eat animals, as the vegetarians would has us believe....
Why then are animals made of meat?

Did the diver with chickenpox come up to scratch?

Why is something in the hold of a ship Cargo, but something a courier delivers in a car is a Shipment?

Also when a builder completes a house, why is it a building and not a built?

And from my (then) 11 year old son, "Do women never fart because their mouths dont stay closed long enough to build up any pressure?"

Why does something razed to the ground get flattened?