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Posted 11 years 1 week ago #134350
When you have reached your destination drive home in reverse.
This evens the wear on the tyres brakes and all rotational parts
Better still it winds your speedo back so you car stays like new.
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Posted 11 years 1 week ago #134351
I prefer to buy spares in advance and then not be able to find them when I need them, which means I then need to buy more.

This works for tools too. :broon:
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Posted 11 years 6 days ago #134454
More drivel: :whistle:

If you go through a red light then stop twice at the next one. This restores the Natural Equilibrium of the Universe.

Brian Cox says. :broon:

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Posted 11 years 3 days ago #134570
Save money on expensive convertibles. Buy the saloon version and a angle driver it's much cheaper or save the money on the angle grinder and have a bad RTA so the fire brigade will cut the roof off for you.

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Posted 11 years 3 days ago #134609
Avoid expensive fines for using your mobile whilst driving.
Simply place your phone inside a large shell.

Any police observing will think that you are listening to the sea. Not illegal!
Simple but effective. :yesnod:

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Posted 11 years 3 days ago #134621

John and Sue wrote: Avoid expensive fines for using your mobile whilst driving.
Simply place your phone inside a large shell.

Any police observing will think that you are listening to the sea. Not illegal!
Simple but effective. :yesnod:

:bust: :bust: :bust:

Robin ;)

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Posted 11 years 3 days ago #134631
When washing your car, avoid your annoying neighbour saying "you can do mine next" by putting the sponge down and smashing your windscreen with a shovel.

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