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Posted 10 years 2 months ago #150122

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Posted 10 years 2 months ago #150151
Yep them feral pigs are bad news

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Posted 10 years 2 months ago #150153
That's no way to talk about the Western Australian constabulary. :)

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Replied by John and Sue on topic News from Australia.

Posted 10 years 2 months ago #150156
Christ, it gets worse!

As well as giant spiders, venomous snakes, didgeridoos, Rolf Harris, boomerangs and effin crocodiles, they have lager-lout farm animals too.... :whistle:

What next? Koala bears with flick knives? "Gimme the eucalyptus leaves , beeatch, or I'll cut yer...."

It will be all right in the end. If it isn't all right yet, then it is not yet the end..

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Replied by bacchus on topic Re:News from Australia.

Posted 10 years 2 months ago #150157

John and Sue wrote: Christ, it gets worse!

As well as giant spiders, venomous snakes, didgeridoos, Rolf Harris, boomerangs and effin crocodiles, they have lager-lout farm animals too.... :whistle:

What next? Koala bears with flick knives? "Gimme the eucalyptus leaves , beeatch, or I'll cut yer...."


Nope, a far more insidious creature awaits the unwary traveller. Have you heard of the little known relative of the Koala? The drop bear.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Drop_bear

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Replied by John and Sue on topic News from Australia.

Posted 10 years 2 months ago #150163
Drop bears. Should be Rolf's cell companions. :broon:

Seem quite believable when you consider the duck-billed platypus...... :yesnod:

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Replied by cairnsys on topic Re:News from Australia.

Posted 10 years 2 months ago #150178

bacchus wrote:

John and Sue wrote: Christ, it gets worse!

As well as giant spiders, venomous snakes, didgeridoos, Rolf Harris, boomerangs and effin crocodiles, they have lager-lout farm animals too.... :whistle:

What next? Koala bears with flick knives? "Gimme the eucalyptus leaves , beeatch, or I'll cut yer...."


Nope, a far more insidious creature awaits the unwary traveller. Have you heard of the little known relative of the Koala? The drop bear.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Drop_bear


Excellent :clap: :clap: :clap:

Robin ;)

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