Cool Wall - Range Rover Evoke

It's a nice car if Daddy buys it for his kids.

If you are going by the standard Top Gear rules then it is in no way cool, as it tries way too hard.

If you're talking Land Rovers, then to me 'cool' is the Defender and Disco. And they have to have chunks of mud glued to the underside at least as big as your head!

It tries way too hard. But it can do it when required. Of course that's highly unlikely to happen.

:welcome: to the T-bar.

No car will ever be cooler than a defender.

But I like it, I don't care what other people will be doing in it. Everyone thinks the tf is a tarts car didn't stop me buying that either

Jack of Hearts wrote: No car will ever be cooler than a defender.

But I like it, I don't care what other people will be doing in it. Everyone thinks the tf is a tarts car didn't stop me buying that either

but, but .... aren't we all tarts? :dry:

I think it's a great choice for some one that can't run to a Range Rover or Disco.
Hope they have sorted the reliability problems that both of the above suffered.
Owning my old RR was like throwing £20 notes in the fire

Puke.
Footballers wives. TOWIE. Rich mans /wife/daughter/bit on the side car. As much a Land Rover as a Kia Picanto.
Dreadful.
Designed by Posh Spice.
Who is another truly dreadful abomination and affront to humanity. Posher gals in Wakefield Co-op.
I've driven real Land Rovers over power station coal stocks, returned to base and firehosed the crap out: not really feasible in an Evoque. Oooo mind the Axminster.....
Shudder.
Evoque: would appeal to Graham Norton, Alan Carr and George Michael.
No, I don't like it.

For goodness sake John, get off the fence and tell us what you really think :bust: