Heartrending appeal(urgent)

Please help this dog find a new home!



I received this email today:-

My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, "Rigby", didn’t alert me, and for this reason I’m giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail urgently.


A photo of "Rigby" is attached below.


















He does have a few problems but with help he should be ok!!

:bust:

Does Rigby smoke?

We are non-smokers but do enjoy a drink or two so he's ok on that front, but if he does smoke I'm afraid we couldn't offer him a new home.

PQD44 wrote: Does Rigby smoke?

We are non-smokers but do enjoy a drink or two so he's ok on that front, but if he does smoke I'm afraid we couldn't offer him a new home.

Smoke?...Only the odd kipper.

that he is a she :lol:

Non-smoker, great.

Well Saul may have found the dog he wanted :bust: I'll ask him when he gets home from school.

(Glad to see the use of heart-rending, as opposed to the incorrect heart-wrenching or heart-rendering) :lol:

PQD44 wrote: Non-smoker, great.

Well Saul may have found the dog he wanted :bust: I'll ask him when he gets home from school.

(Glad to see the use of heart-rending, as opposed to the incorrect heart-wrenching or heart-rendering) :lol:

Would you expect anything else from...the Spelling Police?:shrug:

David Aiketgate wrote:
Would you expect anything else from...the Spelling Police?:shrug:

Of course not, especially from the Chief constable

:bust: Don't know what the dog's mental problem is, but he/she doesn't know when he/she is well off!!!! :lol:

petevick wrote: that he is a she :lol:

Pete knows all the drunk bitches around! :bust:

That sure is a heart wrenchering story.

8mm or 10mm wrench?

Neither, she has not got any nuts :bust: