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:evil: Am I allowed to kill next door's cat?

(just to clarify this is a photo of my soft top hood)


:rant: She also puts muddy paw prints all over my boot lid whilst warming herself .

I have thought of applying for an ASBO since she does this to most of the cars in the cul-de-sac. You always now the latest person to drive home as she will be on their bonnet, covering it in mud, cat hairs and all too often the odd scratch or two.

Now short of an air rifle or buying a dog would any of you have any suggestions?
I don't want to be cruel, however, I have had slightly disturbing thoughts that a little suffering by this cat, (which also grins knowingly at me as I go inside the house) by way of revenge might be quite gratifying. :oops:

I've got a similiar problem and so far have resorted to hiding behind the garden gate with a hose but the cat waits until I give up and go indoors

:bust: They're too clever by half, I'm sure mine looks at me like this

A compete answer.

Hire that lad to swing it by its tale ?
Put cat mint on the cats owners car ?

Maybe try a cheap sonic repeller, plenty on e-bay.

PQD44 wrote: :evil: Am I allowed to kill next door's cat?

(just to clarify this is a photo of my soft top hood)

:rant: She also puts muddy paw prints all over my boot lid whilst warming herself .

I have thought of applying for an ASBO since she does this to most of the cars in the cul-de-sac. You always now the latest person to drive home as she will be on their bonnet, covering it in mud, cat hairs and all too often the odd scratch or two.

Now short of an air rifle or buying a dog would any of you have any suggestions?
I don't want to be cruel, however, I have had slightly disturbing thoughts that a little suffering by this cat, (which also grins knowingly at me as I go inside the house) by way of revenge might be quite gratifying. :oops:

They dont like garlic :rant: oh no thats vampires :bust:

eagle wrote: Hire that lad to swing it by its tale ?
Put cat mint on the cats owners car ?

Maybe try a cheap sonic repeller, plenty on e-bay.

They work too :woohoo: give them a headache :rant:

Staple a dog to the roof? :thumbsup:

Over here you can buy sprinklers with motion sensors. When the cat jumps it it gets a shot of water.
After a few tries it will give up. :thumbsup:

It doesn't work on all garden pests though!

You can't use an Uzi :nonod:

They are all reserved by me to eliminate the 'Tweanies' :lol:

That bl**dy Milo is a slippery customer - but I'll get him eventually :evil:

Tell Rohan he needs to stop watching the Tweenies! :omg: