How to fit an........

You should have stapled him to a chicken! That would have been a good joke! :bust:

Only if it crossed the road.

Or to an egg, depending on which comes first

Enough of this chicken talk!
Now...Have a look at my bird.

Before:

After:

And it didn't hurt a bit!

That is a top class job! It takes a lot of mechanical skill and knowledge to perform this feat of engineering. It is beyond the scope of most mechanics, that is why you do not see them on F1 cars, the teams just do not have the necessary skill to fit them!!!