Female Shopping Rules

Eagle;6710 wrote: Now thats a simple question to answer. Its to stop you girls borrowing our shavers, the more complex they are the less likely they are to be used by others. Its the same principle with video and DVD remote controls. Now looking for a Meercat simple Simile !

:happynewyear:

Hey! I'll have you know I set up Frank's blu ray player for him! He tried a few times and then I got out this crazy thing you guys are scared of known as an "instruction manual" :quote: and had it up & running in a couple of minutes! :lol:

Although I'm still at a loss with these bloody shavers! :doh:

Yves Adele Harlow;6707 wrote: See I'm not sure about that... I've just looked on boots.com for a shaver for my Dad and I must admit I'm thoroughly confused! Why do you guys have so many different types? :dunno:

As apposed to hairdryers or shoes? :whistle:

Yves Adele Harlow;6712 wrote: Hey! I'll have you know I set up Frank's blu ray player for him! He tried a few times and then I got out this crazy thing you guys are scared of known as an "instruction manual" :quote: and had it up & running in a couple of minutes! :lol:

Although I'm still at a loss with these bloody shavers! :doh:

We only use the instruction manual if we are looking for delaying manoeuvres. Its a male technique for impressing others. As for your success with the " Blu Ray " ( bet you dint like the colour ) its supposed to play disc's not jump up and run. Tell Frank, "well done mate", he will understand .

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CJJ;6713 wrote: As apposed to hairdryers or shoes? :whistle:

Did you notice the logic CJJ ? She went to a shop selling Boots for a shaver !

Sorry I am no use in this topic either... I detest shopping, to the point that my other half does it!! I go for what I want and thats it... I cant be arsed with all this, oh lets go there, oh lets have a look in here!! Ack to that rubbish.. In, sorted and out!!!!!

Simples

Teri;6723 wrote: Sorry I am no use in this topic either... I detest shopping, to the point that my other half does it!! I go for what I want and thats it... I cant be arsed with all this, oh lets go there, oh lets have a look in here!! Ack to that rubbish.. In, sorted and out!!!!!

I am a little worried for you Teri, Have you been known to wear a dress occasionally ?

I have managed to decipher one of the rules at last. Ever wondered why mens wear is always at the back of the shop and womens wear at the front? My wife has explained that its in the hope that we will buy something for the little lady as we pass through. New years resolution, only go to shops with rear doors.

Teri;6723 wrote: In, sorted and out!!!!!

Swiss Tony says "Shopping is like making lurve to a beautiful woman"