stopped for speeding

Caught Speeding
I was stopped by a cop for speeding last night. He told me to get out of the car and asked me to show him my license, I said it's in the glove box and he was going to open it, but I said don't open that! I have a gun in there and I have just shot and killed my wife. I told him her body was in the boot! Well, you should have seen his reaction!! He called for his boss and told him about the gun and the body in the boot, well as quick as a flash his boss was there and 3 armed response vehicles and yes even a helicopter training it's night sun on my car from above! His boss started to question me, firstly about the gun. I told him I didn't have a gun. He said his officer told him I had a gun in the glove box! I said open it then and see for yourself. He did and NO gun! he said his officer told him there was a body in the boot! I told him to open it and see for himself. He did and NO body! I said he's a lying little bas**rd!!!! I bet the lying little crap said I was speeding too!!! , ps got this from the mg site

graham1 wrote: ps got this from the mg site

But this is THE MG site!

no the MGR forums :broon:

Oh I thought this was The MG site, is there another? I better go & have a look!

Well I've been to look & I think I'm in the correct place; the the pictures are better here. Elsewhere however the quality of grammatical errors & poor spelling is quite endearing. I think I'm better here than there, their or they're.

And I can't stand websites with black backgrounds! Our white background makes it much easier to read and it doesn't look like a porn site - not that I know what they look like :oops: :oops: :oops:

well this is it, but I agree this is the best of the two mgr-forums.com:broon:

Graham, could you explain the significance of the :broon: suffix you use at the end of some of your posts? If it's a figure of modern parlance then it's about time I got down with the hip kids to catch up! Yo Bruv.

don't see myself as a hip kid I am 61 this month, it just to let you know there is another site for information that could be accessed to help if no one could find any results for what they are looking for on here, just a thought,

That's odd there seems to be an emoje where :broon: was.

Is there a way of restoring the original text please!

I haven't got a clue, not that it matters to me as long as I can read it and it makes sense then who in the world really cares,