This forum..

Its gotta be a wide step my arse has grown a bit since the demise of the MG and purchase of ethnic minority style vehicle.

I'm the voice of truth and reason.

Anyway you wouldn't qualify for a T-Bar mug as you are too posh and a David Beckham lookalike. You would be more accustomed to sipping from a gold Swarovski plated chalice stroking a corgi dog. Well that's what Whiz said the last time I saw him.

Anyway back to the topic.

Over and out

I heard you only sold 'Bogey' coz you couldn't fit in it any more without lowering the roof and being dropped from above by a crane...

My god man - I'd be lowering my standards to rough it with Gold PLATED chalise!

Anyway, Who is this 'Whiz' chap you mention???

Edit: I did a Google image search for "Whiz" and it brought back a load of photos of "She Wee" devices

I'm leaving at once, you anti-bariatric person...

The reason I moved was exactly that, you notice there's a bedroom below the drive, that was for the claw that got me out of bed and into MG. I know have a fat wagon so my arse can straddle over two / three seats...

Adam is a mythical creature who is known to fix exhausts once upon a time ago.

richandpaula wrote: Edit: I did a Google image search for "Whiz" and it brought back a load of photos of "She Wee" devices

That's why its a bit quiet Whiz is product tester for such implements.

Omg as the young people say, look wot I started!

Points duly noted where applicable!

Whiz is actually in low geostationary orbit as a recent gust of wind got under his boot spoiler. Folk often confuse him with the international space station due to the blinking array of LEDs.

I have a T Bar mug: I won it in a charm and tact contest. It is useful as a whiz device as it holds the contents of me urostomy bag while on the move. Sue says Lucozade tastes funny out of it... :tada:

Ben sold his MG as he failed to convert it to McLaren F1 central driving seat mode. So he could fit in it.

David A is soon to appear on telly. On Time Team. As a discovery.

Iirc, Rich has an earring. 'Nuff said.... Pegs anyone? Lucky heather?

I think that's everyone.....
:coat:

Hahahaha oh what nice charms you have.

Hi :wave:

I'm new to the T-Bar and it is so refreshing to see posts like this

:woohoo: i haven't laughed so much in ages :woohoo:

:welcome: .

Why not post a thread in the welcome section with pics....

Don't forget the pics....

The picture police are quite strict and you wouldn't like to fall down the stairs in their transit van!!!

This has really made me laugh. It's threads like this that I've missed since I was last here :lol:

Oh, don't encourage them. :nonod:

David Aiketgate wrote: Oh, don't encourage them. :nonod:

Someones wok mi up from me cave tha noz....



I was quite youthfull in the olden days prior to selling my as someone called it recently on a training course.....

A 'poormans sportscar' He drove a 350z so just chuckled at him (and his fat gut, and his recent just for men grey hair replacement, should have told him to use some black kiwi shoe polish... does the same thing)·

Welcome all new people. :clap: :clap: