The joke thread.

The joke thread. was created by Andy Lawrence

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173571
Is what this site needs.

Keep em clean

Keep em coming.

I'll start off with a few.

People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins but just take a look at me now.

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.

My wife said she would leave me due to my obsession with will young.
I said I think I better leave right now.

:bust:

WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED

(THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS ANDY THE TYRE MAN)

Last Edit:8 years 1 week ago by Andy Lawrence
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Replied by Cobber on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173576

Andy the tyre man wrote: Keep em clean


That counts me out then! :lol:

"Keep calm, relax, focus on the problem & PULL THE BLOODY TRIGGER"

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Replied by Andy Lawrence on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173580
Shirley you must know one clean joke??

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Replied by David Aiketgate on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173583
I know a good joke, Cobber.
Aussie cricket team. :P
:coat:

David
:shrug:

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Replied by Cobber on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173584
Nah....not much good about them ATM

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Replied by stevew on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173598
The queen and Camilla are sat at a table for lunch when Camilla says excuse me marm to bring this up at the table, but whenever I go down on Charles it gives me terrible indigestion. The queen replies , well then Camilla have you tried Andrew's ? :spank:


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Replied by talkingcars on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173599

Andy the tyre man wrote: Shirley you must know one clean joke??


Yes I do but stop calling me Shirley.


Home to black Alfa Romeo 159 3.2 V6 Q4 ,green MGF VVC and red MG Maestro T16.

MG - the friendly marque.

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Replied by mgtfbluestreak on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173602
A man goes to the doctors,,,
man............doctor,,doctor i feel like a pair of curtains..
Doctor.........nonsence....pull yourself together
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Replied by COMMANDER on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173606
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Replied by SundanceUK on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173607
How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down four skin divers.......

Sundance
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Replied by cairnsys on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173612
What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?






The man buying the lottery ticket actually has a chance to win :slapme:

Robin ;)

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Replied by mgtfbluestreak on topic The joke thread.

Posted 8 years 1 week ago #173614
A clairvoyant got run over by a bus..
she didnt see that coming..... :slapme:


Q...........whats the difference between snowmen and snow women.....
A............snowballs
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