For the prevaricators

For the prevaricators like me.
I have just come home after depositing a grandchild at school.
On the way back I got stuck behind a hearse travelling at 20mph, patience being the pre-requisite I stayed put.
As I closed in at a roundabout I noticed a brass coloured plaque on the rear of the coffin, 
it read and I quote
"Ill do it later"
Wonderful.

I remember Milligan  - "I told you I was ill!"